lame quotes 27 apr

so we were talking about the zoo....

james: next time i wanna join the "friends of the zoo"
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james: i member of SPCA and got help dogs bathe one
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weird dreams?

hanwei was talking about western food in his sleep... dunno why

james dreamt that hanwei was smoking then there was this badminton competition that he couldnt take part in and then guna took part for him. den he won. the prize? 4 pairs of sports shoes. then he traded the sports shoes with me for 1 external hard drive.

me? i dreamt of hentai. that there was this muscle man who was really sad. then this woman who looked liked julia roberts (i dunno why) who came up to him to comfort him. she asked him why he was sad and he explained his story...

the muscle man told her that his best fren asked him to go for his wedding to do a striptease. he however went too far and took off everything and screwed a woman in the middle of the ballroom while standing up. apparently, his best fren wasn't happy as he took the entire attention of his guests off the wedding and onto himself.

so the julia roberts woman wanted to make out with the muscle man who she thought was hot. then for no reason she went to the toilet. when she came out she saw this really cute guy (i think he will be in the next episode). but den she went to do it with the muscleman.

the story den went over to this guy lying on his back with a huge tool and a woman was licking it (yucks) cause it was too big to fit it into her mouth. when she stopped to think how could it be so big the guy used his foot to force her to continue

what a really bad and gross dream.... i think there was subtitles in the dream too... argh!!!! exam stress

less den 20 hours to POP!!!!

bad personality tests!

don't believe whatever they say on personality tests... it's all for fun

lol

crap.... am i in the wrong place?

Your Scholastic Strength Is Inspiring Others

You are great at developing a vision, and getting others to adopt your way of thinking. You are talented at leading, balancing tasks, and helping people work together. You should major in: Counseling Environmental studies Law Social work Political science Nursing

What Should You Major In?

me face

What Your Face Says

At first glance, people see you as warm and well-balanced. Overall, your true self is moody and dynamic. With friends, you seem logical, detached, and a bit manipulative. In love, you seem intelligent and a bit intimidating. In stressful situations, you seem cheerful and optimistic.

What Do People Think Of Your Face?

my age?

You Are 22 Years Old

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

last maths exam?

i think this might just be the last maths exam of my life... oh no...
this is damn sad... i can't believe it, it really might be my last maths exams
sure i will maths related stuff but not purely solely maths....

as long as i dun bao...
hahahaha
all the best people!

chalets?

just found out that mingyan's 21st birthday lands on the same days as the VM chalet. cannot stay for both right... can go for a while for one but stay for the other... see how lar, guess i will go for mingyan's one first to show face and give birthday present then stay over at the VM one. but i really wonder what we will be doing at the VM chalet... leader wan me to bring PS2, jason wan me to bring mahjong table, i wanna sleep.... (but i will get a lot of that this coming week after the exams are over) woah hooooaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

my batch 21st birthdays coming! many many chalets coming

and i need to lose weight

material science?

to think that we just had our material science exams just a week back and....

james was talking about how his father had a stainless steel metal bar in his left leg and how it broke into 2. we were then talking about how it could happen, james said sheer stress and tensional forces. hanwei and me said the repeated bending effect. then i asked "what is that effect called?"

we all stunned, no one knew the answer. i took out the material science textbook to check, cannot find, went online to edventure to look at material science nots, cannot find (apparently i was looking at the wrong chapters). hanwei took over and searched through the right notes and we found out the term.... fatigue. arghh.... we were all damn irritated with ourselves for being so dumb

but den again, fatigue is really starting to sink in.... studied from 7pm wed night and now is 730am thurs morning and im still here, not done... sigh...

but it's nearing the end.... thank god

again i pray for a good paper for my friends and me...
please bless us O Lord....
in your great name i pray,
amen.

lame quotes 25 apr

james: my girlfriend always tell me to "don't act cool". but den i always reply to her, "i'm just trying to be myself"
ben: ...........................................................................

lame quotes 25 apr

arghh!!!!

james: eh... singapore got what "tu chang" (specialty product)
ben: pasir ris there lor
james: huh?
ben: there got open one what
james: open what?
ben: "du chang" (gambling den) right?
james: arghhhhh
ben: you say du chang what! specialty product is "du ping" (drugs) lor
james: ....... i go china bring "du ping" later let dog sniff then you wun see me in ntu again lor
ben: that's a good thing what, then i can take over your room

thermo

woah.... thank you sang kyu... u really rock man....

sang kyu's tips were amazingly powerful, not for the whole paper but at least get me on the right track of studying

anyway... hoping to do well for this paper... finally hahaha

made a bet with belle
if yuxin gets A for thermo she treat me to fast food lunch,
if yuxin gets A- den i treat her

dunno why i keep making yuxin the subject of my bets
hahaha
sorry

lame quotes 25 apr

adeline: i just want to clear my doubts
james: then you'd better go to the washroom
adeline: huh? why?
james: because its a load of shit
adeline: wth
james: and i do not wish to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person

(blogged first by hanwei...)

end of year 1 is coming

i can feel it coming, the end of year 1. one great year of ntu life just went by like this but i tell you, it was really amazing. met so many ppl, did so many new stuff and well... had a hell lot of fun. i mean it... i truly enjoyed myself

i know of people who forgo all of this for their future, im not saying that its wrong but then again.... woah... this is what you call university life. would it have been different if i came in one year later like i should have? i dun wanna imagine, i cant even imagine what it would have been like. whatever it was, i hope it would have been like this or even better. but if you have missed out in year 1... dun miss out on year 2... it's going to be a hell lot more fun i promise you.

i shall not bother myself with so many weird things now... problems and troubles are just part of growing up and i belive that one day, somewhere, i will find my place

anyway, to all my friends, god bless and amen

countdown timer

4 days, 6 hours, 1 minute and 7 seconds to freedom....
great countdown timer here

http://widgets.yahoo.com/

grab urs there, really an interesting thing to have

anyway, back to study

kwak sang kyu.... say it with me... kwak sang kyu....
he really rocks man... hope he tutors me next sem

lame quotes 23 apr

adeline: eh, where do you buy your drinks from?
ben and hanwei: vending machine?
adeline: hall 2 got vending machine meh? only got food vending machine what...
ben: got leh...
james: you stay hall 2 one year liao still dunno here got vending machine?!
adeline: (we shall not put what she said here or you would want to kill her like we did)

bets for exams?

its not good to bet and gamble, but den again, made a few bets this past few days

1. if yuxin gets anything better den a C for biochem, he going to get me and james a seafood, hawaiian with cheese prata. but den... if he gets an A, james is going to still take the prata den beat him up after that, i'm going to secretly upgrade mine to a canadian seafood hawaiian with extra cheese pizze.... i guess they are made of the same thing

2. if james gets 4.0 or above CAP, he treat me dim sum, if i get 4.0 or above CAP, i will treat him dim sum.... we both wanna treat each other. see how things go though hahaha

dunno if there will be anymore bets.... im now just damn worried for maths, see how much i can do in 2and half days of intensive maths... gambatte

mat sci

finally.... a paper that didn't seem so bad...
i think it's just the jc mentallity that as long as the paper was do-able, we are all going to score well... but i dunno
hahaha, im just glad its over and that everyone will not bao this together...

thermo and maths left...

lame quotes 20 Apr

at can 2:
Huiping: (points to james' fingernails) wah... you damn beng leh, fingernail so long still never cut
James: I no nail cutter what
Huiping: then i lend you lor
James: but can use to draw graph during exam (shows huiping how to draw graph with fingernail ruler)


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what a "great" day

still pissed about that stupid biochem but at least i finally got down to studying material science... really rushing through it now, hoping to at least go through it once before the paper tml

my fav x-men character?

storm! woohoo!

my result?

You scored as Storm. Storm is the seconday team leader of the X-Men. She has a peaceful personality but must be careful since her emotions control her powers. She loves gardening and is afaid of tight spaces. Powers: Control of the Weather Storm 80% Jean Grey 80% Rogue 75% Beast 75% Gambit 65% Emma Frost 60% Iceman 60% Cyclops 50% Wolverine 45% Nightcrawler 35% Colossus 25% Most Comprehensive X-Men Personality Quiz 2.0 created with QuizFarm.com

cool quizes and not yet studying

crap... damn weak in material science but im still reading through gay blogs
hahha
anyway...

http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=37497
x-men quiz

http://quizilla.com/users/ColdTuesday/quizzes/What%20sign%20of%20the%20Black%20Zodiac%20are%20you%3F/
black zodiac quiz

http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=23320
what is your view of the world quiz

biochem

biochem
biochem
biochem
biochem
biochem
biochem
biochem
biochem
biochem
biochem
biochem
biochem
BIOCHEM!!!!!
woohooo.... erm.... happy that it's over? nah.... feel like crap that it sucked so bad
did less den half the paper, crappy, hope wun da bao
anyway, it's over, suppose to start studying material science today but until now, haven't start,
played a lot of games of dota but lost in all of them, ate pizza and watched anime....
destressing life rocks

zhichao sick, poor thing, hope he gets well soon

now watching: tales of phantasia - 04

lame quotes 18 Apr

well... we had a lot of lame stuff today during the study session

Yuxin: what is the conversion from cal to joule?
Belle: 1 cal is 4.184 joule
Ben: no... its 4.132
Belle: no it isn't
Ben: ok.... sissors paper stone
(Ben comes out sissors and Belle comes out stone)
Ben: ok... its 4.184
Yuxin: wth....
Ben: what?! that's how scientist got SI units last time lor... why do you think meter (m) is an SI unit whereas gram (g) isn't? thats because the kilometer (km) team lost to the meter (m) team and the kilogram (kg) team won the gram (g) team
Yuxin: .......



1 cal is actually 4.186 joules

lame quotes 18 Apr

(from James)
this is a story about a witch who, in order to stay young had to suck the lifeforce of men by grabbing onto their balls and melting it down. so one day, the witch met this guy who ran a chocolate factory, she seduced him and brought him to her place.

the guy stripped and prepared for a good time, the witch siezed this opportunity and grabbed his balls but nothing happened. shocked, the witch asked "why doesn't it melt? have i lost my power?"

the guy replied "m&m the chocolate, melts in the mouth not in your hand"

lame quotes 18 Apr

so we were discussing about who was taking S papers in JC
James: Wo shi take S paper in JC leh.
Ben and Belle: Laughs like crazy
James: Why don't you all believe me?
Ben and Belle: keeps laughing until stomach ache
Hanwei: I also took S paper
Ben and Belle: (stop laughing)
James: I took S paper also
*cycle continues where Ben and Belle keeps laughing*

greenhouse effect

effective comms paper over, 2 down 4 to go,
this time was a green exam booklet, so when u burn it i guess i get a greenhouse effect? lol

the paper was weird, really textbook dependant, the girl behind me didn't have the textbook, poor thing sia. anyway, it's over, and bio chem is next!

lame quote 16 April 06

Q: (James) alpha is a constant right?
A: (Ben) ya...
Q: (James) so what is alpha?
A: (Ben) a constant

12 DAYS!!!!

belle just told me, 12 more days to freedom!
hence that equals to 12 days to end of year 1 and the start of becoming year 2
tomorrow will be 11 days and if you go to the next day, its 10! amazing....

i can't wait arghhhhh

study
tonight love is racing,
tonight constellation
tonight love is racing my way....
almost another day

the G-Word

well... i finally decided that its really no point waiting for an answer when a that person is not ever going to give it. i dun even think she noes that im still waiting for an answer which she said that she was going to wait for herself.

hmm.... it's time to make a new show, the G-Word. Must go to tiong baruh to pick some gays and make the show with me. hope to get some really really hot and fit guys...

just joking. the L-word is a damn hot show and shane is damn hot, you should go watch it if you ever find it

now listening to: Damien Rice - Volcano

1st easter not in church

well.... this is going to be my first easter that i won't be going to church in like 4 or 5 years... man... i have been a christian for quite a while now, but not long enough. hahaha

let this be the last easter that i don't spend in church

tower of notes

me james and belle are going to form a tower of biochem notes next if we can frag that exam and burn it all at one go. the feeling.... woah.... must study so wun bao that subject so we can burn it all together

organic compounds

when you burn an organic compound, u get CO2 and H2O. me and james proved that CO2 will definitely be formed when you burn an organic compound today. we experimented with our organic exam paper and it definitely produced a lot of CO2 and soot as well.

but it felt good that organic was over, be it good or bad, as long as we dont fail, its over and its time to conquer effective comms.... erm.... biochem hahaha

http://p086.ezboard.com/bscbehub
this is the SCBE forum that me and james created. cool right

Organic Chemistry

Booooo.... spent so much time on organic chemistry to have my marks go down the drain because of some people never read instructions. ARGHHH!!!! going to kill myself soon.... hope and pray that they will choose the best 5. Woohooo

lame quote 13 April 06

Question: (Adeline) i go gym do the chest workout thing, my breasts will become bigger or not?
Answer: (Ben and James) *laughs until face turn red and stomach pain*

to everyone

its past 12 where i am now and it is the start of the 15 day marathon. to all my tutorial mates and friends in NTU, i pray that we all get through this together, that no one will be left behind and be stuck in other weird lectures with juniors who know them.

that we all do well and enjoy ourselves when the holidays come, that we may know that we will definitely pass and do well together, for we have went through this year together and it was really fun with all of you around

15 days later we will all be free and enjoying our 3 months of holiday so let's enjoy it to the fullest. i can't wait for all the FOCs to start! I can't wait for the exams to end, but let's all do this together

to:
zhichao, yuxin, isabelle, james, hanwei, adeline, baoli, geneca, min, chungie, zhihan, zhicheng, halim, clarence, liya, lewis, wanquan, chongmeng, huiping, carmen, evon, yafen, leon, jason, chips, chengling, jasmine, shiling, james, yaohui, ivy, dorothy, alex, ryoden and to everyone who i have studied with, throughout my 1st year in NTU, all the best

may the Lord bless us in everything that we do, that our minds will not be blocked, our thoughts flow easily and our wisdom empowered, that what we have studied will stay within minds and not evade us. that we will do the exams well. that we will get through this together.

with knowledge we know
with trust we believe
with friends we grow
without faith, it's nothing
with faith, all things are possible,
in you and only you i trust and put my faith in O Lord,

and in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit,
I pray you bless my friends and me,
Amen

how big are you?

and the topic for today is... "How Big Are You?"

dunno why out of sudden i thought of this topic. If you look at it one way, it could be comparing our manhood, or another way, how nice you are as a person. In other ways of looking at it, it could just be like looking at me, and saying how big of an a** are you? I feel like i treat a lot of my friends like trash. this sucks... it really does

somehow i wonder if they ever notice that i have become more of a loser over the past few weeks. I feel as though i have. Need to make up for it soon

Well, on another note, zhichao threw a bomb at me by telling me that the 1st class is given to people based on 2 criterias: 1) must be 4.5 and above and 2) must be top 5% of course.
that equates to 2nd upper: 1) must be 4.0 and above and 2) must be next 10%.
Argh! no more 2nd upper!!! hahaha... too bad, well, time to get back to organic chemistry.

We will frag this together ok members of the CBE hub!

Now watching: Kiba - 02

the week of zombufying

the week of torture has started and we are now in the process of forcing organic chemistry into our brains, eating till we get damn fat and spending countless hours trying to study, well, thats mugging

got people comment that james' room looks like a secondary study room, we call it the "CBE Hub" - why go anywhere else for your CBE information. lol

i never thought that i will still be thinking that i'm still waiting but hey... give me a week and i will get over it, lag phase and i guess i always need time to get used to the fact that things happened. but i guess there's not helping the fact that it is as it is... over.

take me away
take me away
i've got nothing left to say
just take me away

wasted afternoon

it's the start of the 3 weeks torture and i slept through the afternoon of it. well... I astronomy! wooohooo... but i think this maybe the first time that i'm taking a module without my course mates, maybe a bit boring hahaha

this is going to be a good 3 weeks of pure studying! then 3mths of pure holiday so i will get through this without any regrets! i only have 3 more years of freedom before i have to go back to the rsn so i wanna make the most of it.

RARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

CH 2002: Organic Chemistry and Spectrophotometry
Exam Thursday 13 April 1330H

now watching: nothing! study!

lame quotes

posted my lame quote the other night, think im going to post at least one per week so look out for them

lame quote:
Q: what type of hand cannot be pressed?
A: nonya zhang (rice dumpling)

long and lost

i wonder when will i see you again
from whence i have been,
never once have i held you close
and for that a regret i feel like none other.
given one chance,
i would try, with all my heart
to find a way to make it work
to be with you once again
in 3 months you'll see
i will try and make what once wasn't was
my six pack
3 months!

i'm putting on a hell lot of weight that i can't seem to get rid of so ya, need to lose weight before FOC starts

big overgrown bulge

oh man... i can feel the spare tire around my waist and it feels bad. the bloated cheeks and fatter arms, the walk up stairs and feel damn tired feeling... oh no. need to lose weight fast, 3weeks to endure and i can go lose weight without any worries

jia you!

snore!

1417, in hall 2 where james is sleeping and snoring damn loudly, sounds like he's going to choke on himself or something

wathcing: Fate Stay Night 14, King of Fighters 04

chronicles of the fellowship of the league of extraordinary c26ians

well... my stories from tms stopped abruptly and it felt weird that it didn't really end, but now, feel like coming up with a new set of stories that will be online, not in stores, starting 29th april so look out for it


lame quote:
the door very high, very hard to step on
"ta men" (they in chinese)

scenario in class

so its 0433 and lecture is still going on, how is it like?

yuxin said its a great f (grad f)
belle was moaning
adeline was enjoying the show
james said he was eager to get more knowledge so he decided to be the teachers' pet
hanshen is the teacher
ah ben? not listening in class =x

quote from james: "yi hou i get first class you say (to adeline) ta chao wo de (he copy me one)"

so let's all get first class honours together and go todai!

lecture in progress

time? 0407hrs and lecture started about 5mins ago. and a bug flew into the lecturer's mouth and guess what, the lecture class laughed at the lecturer, damn evil lar. lol

hanshen giving lecture on vectors now
adeline found her lost phone which she left in her bag
james is tellin the whole world why adeline is damn zuai (day before organic, she study effective comms)
yuxin and belle (singapore population +0.000001%)
ah ben? thats me, stoning here and not listening in lecture as usual

i hope learning about vectors can point me in the right direction.... soon...

no more

guess the reason how i found out was disgusting, it was damn disgusting but at least i found out. is it so hard to just tell me, it's damn obvious that it was going to happen as all you talked about was about him. all the time we were together, and somehow i wonder why you get jealous when i talk about other people when all you do is talk about him and his friends and how great and funny they are.

so in the end you didn't tell me even though you said that you will think about it. you made me wait for your answer and you didn't tell me even when it happened and do you still expect me to wait for your answer. i'm sorry but it's not going to happen. no more

thanks for the time we had together, i don't regret it. had a lot of fun but then, no more

but then again, no matter how much i wait, you don't even bother
so even though i do want it, you don't so letting go should be easy.
who cares?
i did
ok
no more

zhenjie's birthday

went to tenah merah safra resort for zhenjie's birthday party. here's the timeline:
1930: reach there and talk cock, wished zhenjie happy birthday
1940: started eating
2000: zhenjie started drinking (his poly fren force him to tah)
2030: zhenjie concus and totally cannot make it liao
2130: supposed time for cake cutting but zhenjie in room upstairs gone case
2200: went back to sch

now back in james room going to start studying
found out that it's no use waiting no more so it's time to get fit and restart everything
james says he will bring me to chiong
hanwei say he will bring me to ktv
adeline say she will bring me a banana (erm... thanks)

so ya, exams coming, all the best everyone

for those who read this,
i thank the lord for everything that he has done for me and for now till forever, may you let me by your side and serve you for all your greatness and mercy and grace
amen

630am

still up, bored and tired but hey... thats life... didn't really do much studying but guess it was fun talking cock

late night studying

studying at hall 2 with james again, these late nights are going to kill me soon.
really wasted my time watching "date movie"
my advice, don't even try to prove me right, it's really a crappy, lame-till-you-can't-walk show. yah

doing thermodynamics now and feeling damn irritated and bored doing so.

SCBE FOC going to be brought forward! wooohooo! more leave! hope they approve of my leave

well, back to studying
i seriously need to go church!


for if you choose to walk with me,
never shall i ever be in want
for i shall not want to leave your side
amen

last quiz

finally finished the last quiz of this sem... feels like a hell lot of a load has been taken off. though the exams are less than a week away... arghhhh

anyway, today was a bad quiz day, nothing interesting, just plain "titan" bad quiz with no sense and no need for studying. what a waste of my time. at least i didnt put in so much effort to study for the stupid quiz. thank goodness is over.

played like 6 hours of games already, eyes are tired from the lack of sleep, well, better start studying soon


to know of what this is,
this thing that we all hold,
is to give up everything for a chance,
to know to find and to learn.

dream dream....

was caught sleeptalking last night about organic chemistry, this is bad...
some "phenol... good leaving group"
today i studying material science, who knows what i will say?
"rubber is better than plastic" arghhhh cannot sleep over at other people hall!

first post

my first post here, didn't ever expect myself to start a blog but then again, i did and here i am talking, typing and doing what people do on blogs.

anyway, just had my organic quiz just now and ok.... didn't really waste all the time studying. wonder how did the rest of the world do. (the monkey did better den me oh no!!!!) crap and the world is round. hope i can make it for materials science

people shouldnt get too stressed, should watch jap dramas about sch with dumb people who become start like gokusen and dragon sakura. relieve stress

anyway, i wanna learn jap and go todai!


it's the places that when empty you notice,
when full it doesnt feel it
gone and not found
empty, listless and totally lost