lame quotes 18 Apr

(from James)
this is a story about a witch who, in order to stay young had to suck the lifeforce of men by grabbing onto their balls and melting it down. so one day, the witch met this guy who ran a chocolate factory, she seduced him and brought him to her place.

the guy stripped and prepared for a good time, the witch siezed this opportunity and grabbed his balls but nothing happened. shocked, the witch asked "why doesn't it melt? have i lost my power?"

the guy replied "m&m the chocolate, melts in the mouth not in your hand"