lame quotes 25 apr

arghh!!!!

james: eh... singapore got what "tu chang" (specialty product)
ben: pasir ris there lor
james: huh?
ben: there got open one what
james: open what?
ben: "du chang" (gambling den) right?
james: arghhhhh
ben: you say du chang what! specialty product is "du ping" (drugs) lor
james: ....... i go china bring "du ping" later let dog sniff then you wun see me in ntu again lor
ben: that's a good thing what, then i can take over your room