Quote of the day: The day that Carmen takes in disciples...

Clarence...

Yingsin wanted a massage and clarence just happened to be behind her (i quite cui so sorry if got mistakes)

Clarence: you want osim? i give you... 神龙十八掌!!!
Hanbin: it's xiang long shi ba zhang
Clarence: hanbin, i give you... wu ying zhang...
Carmen: (looks at clarence hinting that she wants to be part of the action)
Clarence: erm... take this carmen... Ba zhang!


Ben...

Ben: hey clarence... the weather damn hot ar...
Carmen: ya... i understand how ppl get heat stroke
Ben: i show you how ppl get heat stroke want?
Carmen: ?
Ben: (puts hand on the hot stone for a while... den using the same hand, gives carmen a stroke) there... heat stroke!

Ben 2...

Ben: go korea eat everything eat with metal chopsticks
Carmen: (looking at the 冷面）
Ben: you know how they make 冷面 in korea?
Carmen: ?
Ben: In winter, the metal chopsticks are cold, they put it in the noodles den become 冷面 liao

Carmen...

Yanwen: the soy bean here very 弹 (tasteless)
Carmen: because here they 加蛋

Clarence 2...

(carmen just finished a cold joke)
Clarence: Carmen really eat too much corn ice cream at work...